One-liners

Sharing some of my favorite one-liners from my new friends:

Michael (ladies man with some killer dance moves)
“You’re not old, just a woman with more age.”

Shenna (a cool jewelry-selling freebird Tica that travels throughout Central and South America)
“never again do I want to do what my heart doesn’t want to do”
“when you teach something you can learn more than the student”

Pan Dulce (my neighborJohn Sweet)
Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
It’s too cold out tide.

“I’m might go out for a minute.”

The definition of a shart…Have you ever gambled and lost?

Ariel (the best surfer in town)
“I know this place like both sides of my shorts.”